Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Are you reading my story? What do you think? Satchel: Hard to follow... Is hamlet a character or a sandwich? Bucky: Both, the king named his son after his long lost sandwich that Norwegian ferrets stole from him. Satchel: I thought ferrets killed the king. Bucky: No, his brother, the count of monte cristo, did. Horseradisho is helping hamlette get revenge, but reubencrantz and- Satchel: Wait, why is everyone named after sandwich stuff? Bucky: Built-in fast food tie-ins! That's how good writers write!
Great-grandma came from Mayo…she was a cute tomato, but very devout. I recall before each meal, she said “Lettuce pray…”