Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 21, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Where are you going? I thought we were wrapping your brother's gnome. Rob: Sorry, but trying to explain what a metronome is to you two i alike a laurel and hardy skit. Satchel: I think I missed that episode. Rob: Forget about stupid gnomes! A metro-ohhhh, here we go again. Who's on first?! Bucky: Well, you're a sox fan, so... Not teixeira! Satchel: I find this discussion to be gnome insensitive. I mean, gnomes are people, too... Well, not "people," per se, but... Ok, to be fair, people aren't gnomes either, see... rob? Bucky?
My music teacher had me tap my foot. What’s with a mechanical metronome, anyway? I think my smartphone has an app for that if I really can’t figure out what 70 beats per minute is.