Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 18, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel; Wouldn't a buffalo be a bit ambitious for you? Bucky: They're not frogs, Satchel, they're mammals. Satchel: No, I mean it's a little big for you to think about killing and eating, isn't it? Bucky: That's what fridges are for. Satchel: You cats think you can take anything, don't you? You're a siamese, you know, not the lion king. Bucky: Pff. Male lions. Slackers. I don't need my women to do all my killing for me. Satchel: Oh, my didn't I ask for a lion for Christmas?!
I imagine the prevalent thought in most cats to be : “If I wuz bigur, ud all be noms.”