Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 19, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: I don't understand this weaseleaks sticky note... "ferrets are ugly"? How is that a leak-worthy secret? Bucky: Not every document weaseleaks is releasing is top secret. Some of them are just randomish factisms. Satchel: But I think he's cute. Bucky: Of course you think he's cute. You got a grill like a soviet economy car! Satchel: I'm comfortable with my grill. Bucky: You guys are so ugly I could probably prove it mathematically.
… says the guy with the “boss tooth.”