Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 07, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Look out. Bucky: My life just flashed before my eyes! Satchel: No, it was just a pillow. I didn't see you there. Sorry. Rob: Maybe a metaphor for his life flashed before his eyes. Satchel: Pretty sure it was just a pillow. Rob: No, I mean, the pillow could've represented Bucky's life. Bucky: You know what's a metaphor for Rob's life? This bug! Rrrrobert! Satchel: Ha ha! His own metaphor stung him! Rob: Please don't try to get back at me by burning yourself in my effigy, Buck.
Just a month or two ago I was out in the garage/laundry room and reached for a roll of paper towels, only to put my “bird” finger on a yellow paper wasp just like that. Set me on fire.