Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 11, 2013

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Bucky: Lost the remote? I happen to have just invented a remote that comes to you. Rob: What'd you do with the remote? Bucky: Don't answer yet! What if this new remote even got you a cold drink? Bucky: Get your wallet out, Robert, for I now give you... The dogmote! Satchel: ...now? Bucky: Don't drink the client's soda! Rob: You taped a remote control to a dog. Bucky: Batteries are included, but some minimal maintenance cost can be expected. Rob: ...to keep my new TV remote from starving. Bucky: Wellll, to preserve your unit's mobility, yes. Rob: So you're trying to sell me a TV remote that I have to feed for 15 years. Bucky: Technically, no, but you'll want to amok sure it's on the sofa when you stop feeding it. Satchel: Huh? TV: Now the news! Bucky: Don't move your lips. It presses buttons.