Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 08, 2013
December 07, 2013
December 09, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: Do you still have those stickers of fat babies? Satchel Pooch: Yeah why? Bucky Katt: I'm designing the packaging for my new line of baby shaving cream. Satchel Pooch: What? That's the silliest thing I ever heard of. Bucky Katt: How so? The only thing babies got goin' for 'em is smoothness! It's their signature property! "Smooth as a baby," they say. Who the *%@# wants a rough baby? Nobody I know. Satchel Pooch: Got anything in that box for dogs? Bucky Katt: To address dogs' biggest problem, I give you... Chocolate breath-freshner! Satchel Pooch: Some dogs are allergic to chocolate, you'll freshen their breath and kill them. Bucky Katt: ...For one price, in business that's known as added value. Two birds, and all that, hey speaking of birds: combination feeder/oven. I call it the tweeter heater host and roast.
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