When Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Semiconductors were thinking of merging, some thought the combined company should be called “Farewell Honey Child”.
Or Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Cracker Barrel Country Stores should join up and call themselves Poly-Warner-Cracker.
And then 3M and JC Penney should get together with the Canadian Opera Company and form Three Penney Opera.
Finally, Grey Poupon should take over Dockers and call the resulting company Poupon Pants.
When Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Semiconductors were thinking of merging, some thought the combined company should be called “Farewell Honey Child”.
Or Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Cracker Barrel Country Stores should join up and call themselves Poly-Warner-Cracker.
And then 3M and JC Penney should get together with the Canadian Opera Company and form Three Penney Opera.
Finally, Grey Poupon should take over Dockers and call the resulting company Poupon Pants.