Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 26, 2016

I don’t know if any of you waste time while “working” by reading Slate, but the MUT storyline brings to mind this classic “dear prudence” letter about another young athlete who doesn’t have his head in the game (double entendre bait): http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2014/10/dear_prudence_my_teen_son_is_pleasuring_himself_too_much_and_in_odd_places.html