Knox Foley vs. New Thayer Thugs: The Thugs got probably the worst draw possible, as their bullying techniques were ineffective against someone with connections to a law office. New Thayer was served with a cease and desist during the first media timeout and were forced to rely on their talent from then on. Which they did not have.
Knox Foley 80 – New Thayer Thugs 41
Ray Richey vs. Big Stuff Bobby Ottewell: Our top reporter, Steve Luhm, refused to attend this game, stating that he just purchased a new pair of glasses and didn’t want to risk them being anywhere near Ray Richey. We hear that “Big Stuff” appeared distracted the whole game, as he was caught waving to Darby Kiser’s three kids that were sitting courtside.
Ray Richey 88 – Big Stuff Bobby Ottewell 50
Scott Fowler vs. John Pascoe: John Pascoe was silent on offense this game. He also was silent on defense. Wearing his new peacock jersey, Scott Fowler dazzled all over the court and won easily. John Pascoe summarized the disappointment in his outing with an appropriate statement of, “ “.
Results from the Fang Thorp Region!
Knox Foley vs. New Thayer Thugs: The Thugs got probably the worst draw possible, as their bullying techniques were ineffective against someone with connections to a law office. New Thayer was served with a cease and desist during the first media timeout and were forced to rely on their talent from then on. Which they did not have.
Knox Foley 80 – New Thayer Thugs 41
Ray Richey vs. Big Stuff Bobby Ottewell: Our top reporter, Steve Luhm, refused to attend this game, stating that he just purchased a new pair of glasses and didn’t want to risk them being anywhere near Ray Richey. We hear that “Big Stuff” appeared distracted the whole game, as he was caught waving to Darby Kiser’s three kids that were sitting courtside.
Ray Richey 88 – Big Stuff Bobby Ottewell 50
Scott Fowler vs. John Pascoe: John Pascoe was silent on offense this game. He also was silent on defense. Wearing his new peacock jersey, Scott Fowler dazzled all over the court and won easily. John Pascoe summarized the disappointment in his outing with an appropriate statement of, “ “.
Scott Fowler 79 – John Pascoe 52
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