Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 06, 2000

Transcript:

"Dear Santa, I'm writing to give you my Christmas wish list. But first, may I say how handsome I think you are for a man your age..." "You certainly cut a dashing figure in that red suit, and the white beard lends you a distinguished air..." "Brilliant, huh? Who else would think to start their letter to Santa this way?" "Just you and Eddie Haskell."