Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 20, 2002
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?Now I know why they don?t make more SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR MOVIES.? ?Really! I just didn?t buy Keanu Reeves as President McKinley.? ?There were all kinds of historical inaccuracies in that film.? ?Why does Hollywood think people are so DUMB.? ?How about when they played ?We Are The Champions? when the Americans won the war?? ?The Americans win? Thanks for RUINING it for us!? ?Tickets?
Hey, the Titanic sinks!