Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Mr. D, we need some class pets. But not hampsters, that's too played. No we need something original. I propose... (drumroll please) A piranja tank!" "Think how intimidating we'd be! What student is going to mess with a teacher who has a piranha tank in the classroom?" "Clever, and what would we feed these fish?" "Leftover cafeteria food, kindergarteners, whatever..."