Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 01, 2007
Transcript:
"So what's the topic of your science fair project?" "Proving Pick's Theorem for lattice polygons." "Huh? So what's your hypothesis?" "If you deliberately pick a topic that nobody knows anything about, then it's impossible for anyone to dispute your claim to first prize!" "Leave it to you to take the fair out of science fair!" "You might say I've donated my conscience to scientific research."