Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 03, 2011
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Why do people hang stockings by the fireplace? What an odd tradition! I mean, why don't people hang up their underwear instead? Yeah, the whole world could see that you still wear spider-man briefs. Then again, there's something to be said for not messing with tradition.
A hole in the toe would go unnoticed once Santa put in an orange. Or Apple. I guess it would depend upon what was in the cellar at the time that could pass as a treat.