Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 11, 2013
Transcript:
Why is it that taking out the trash always seems to be the job of the male in the family? It dates back to prehistoric times when the brave mail was the only one in the family to enough to venture from the safety of the cave. Makes sense. In reality, it's the one job a mail can't possibly mess up. What they don't know won't kill them.
Because women are too sissy to manipulate a bag of dirty and smelling things. Same reason they hate doing dishes, and why the dishwasher was invented. And yes, I could mess it up. I already did.