Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 21, 2013
Transcript:
Grandma, do you mind? Your embarrassing me. My sincere apologies. In my doing anything else that might embarrass you? Well, wearing those dark socks with shorts. So very sorry. Anything else? Now that you mention it, it's mortifying to be seen riding around in that old car of yours. And when you try to be funny in front of my friends. Well, would it be okay if I just stood motionless over here in the corner? Ok. Just try to breathe quietly.
Ungrateful little wretch.