Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for February 15, 2015
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I'm still basking in the glow of all the Valentine's Day gifts that I got from my secret admirer. My secret admirer gave me chocolate, flowers, candy! Secret admirer? You gave all that stuff to yourself. You have a problem with me admiring myself? I have a problem with you claiming it's a secret.
better to save the secret admirer stuff for those at least willing to pretend to believe it.