Heart of the City by Steenz for March 17, 2003
Dean: It's Legolas! From "The Lord of the Rings"! What brings you so far from Middle-Earth, dude? Legolas: You, Dean! The fortress of Helm's Deep is under siege from Saruman's legions! An Uruk-hai army 10,000 strong attacks the walls as we speak! We must race to the aid of mankind! Dean: Why do you guys always do this stuff on a school night?! Legolas: The forces of evil don't wait for weekends.