Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for May 29, 2009
Computer: You've got mail! Darin: Huh? Oh snap! Darin: Clovis! Come quick! Darin: All our worries are over, my friend! Guess who just emailed me? Clovis: Dr. Kevorkian? Darin: No, the Nigerian Prince! He's gonna share his fortune with me! Darin: Quick, go get my saving's account info! Clovis: Oh, this is gonna be hilarious.