Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for June 02, 2009
Darin: What's wrong Dewey ? Dewy the dinosaur: "sniff" Clovis took all my money in a Nigerian Prince scam! Dewy the dinosaur: He told me he'd share his vast fortune with me if I wrote him a check for all I had in my checking account! Dewy the dinosaur: Now I'm broke, and it turns out he's not even a Prince! Dewy the dinosaur: Can we turn him in to the FED's? Darin: Right after you tell me how the @#$@ you got a checking account.