Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 12, 2005
Fritz: Okay, let's see what the maual has to say about a situtation like this. Bixby: Oh yes, let's! I'm sure the manual will solve everything! Fritz: Okay...when cat (A) swallows rodent (B), dog (C) grabs cat by feet and squeezes up until rodent pops out like enormous hair ball....dog then uses cat as recreational tool such as baseball bat or golf club for an excessively violent and humiliating display. Bixby: Thanks, Fritz. You're a lifesaver. Fritz: Thank the manual, my friend.