Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 06, 2006
witch: well, I've done a lot of fairy tale work, halloween stuff, of course...even some shakespeare. bixby: listen, helga, even villains have to be sexy nowadays. I'm afraid you're just too old and unattractive. sorry, sister. zap! Bixby: this doesn't make you any more attractive, you know!!