Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 31, 2006
Ralston: Bixby, you gotta get me out of this Crax Cereal gig! Bixby: Why? Ralston: It's horrible! I'm not going to sacrifice my ethics getting kids hooked on this sugary junk just for a measly profit!! Bixby: Here's your first paycheck. Ralston: Okay, so "measly" is not the right word... Bixby: It's a seller's market for ethics these days.