Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 20, 2006
Man: So, Captain Victorious, how did you get your powers? Captain Victory: I was struck by a fiery radio-active comet. Man: That's ridiculous! Comets are mostly ice, not fire, and they would burn up in the atmosphere. Plus, radioactivity would kill you, not give you powers. Captain Victory: But... That means... I don't have any powers? Man: No! No! I was kidding! Comets are fiery! You do have powers!! You do!!!