Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 15, 2006
Ralston: Hey, Fritz? Why's Bixby always so bitter? Fritz: You don't know? Ralston, Bixby used to be known as "Bixby Buzz". Ralston: Bixby Buzz? "The Cutest Mouse That Ever Was"? He was the biggest star in the world! What happened? Fritz: He grew up to be the ugliest rat that ever stifled children's laughter in their little throats. Ralston: Doesn't really have the same ring, does it?