Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 23, 2006
Captain Victorious: Hamhock, you silly pig, that's not money. This is money. I give this to the local shopkeep, and they put it in a special machine that extracts the money from it. If this was one dollar, there would have to be thousands of those in here! Where are they gonna put 'em, huh? Hamhock: Is this, like, a riddle or something? Captain: There's no way they'd fit!!