Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 26, 2006
Hamhock: I can't understand why you don't know what anythings costs. Captain Victorious: Hey, I've got a personal shopper. Hamhock: What kind of personal shopper do you have who keeps you ignorant of what things cost, and never buys anything less than a hundred dollars? Bixby: Here's your soap, Cap. That'll be $500. Captain Victorious: Oooh! You must have had a coupon! Hamhock: Oh.