Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 18, 2006
Transcript:
Mr. Negato: I can't implement any of my evil plans! I never expected to get Captain Victorious out of the way to use them! Listen to these: "Raise army of cloned radioactive dinosaurs," "spike water with mind-control schnapps," "redesign the atom so everything is purple..." Bixby: Well, let's just pick the most feasible one and start with that. Mr. Negato: "Create wide-spread panic by slowly melting the polar ice caps." Bixby: Eh, the dinosaur thing is more believable...
At least now we know that one would fail hard.