Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 12, 2006

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Fritz: Here you go, Bixby! I got you a new cell phone! Bixby: It's too fancy. Fritz: It's stylish! It's state-of-the-art and the height of fashion! Bixby: It's too wimpy! Fritz: It'll make you look like a real player in this town! Bixby: It's too tiny! Fritz: You'll be able to throw it farther. Bixby: It's too light to hurt anyone...