Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 11, 2007
Moxie Gumption: I'm sick of people expecting me to act all cute 'cause I'm a little girl! Oooh, look at me! I'm a plucky little street urchin who's well-adjusted and adorable!! Jumpin' leapfrogs!! Well, I never got no parents love to teach me all them high society ways! I ain't gonna be no debutante!! Captain Victorious: I just asked you to stop throwing lit matches at me... Moxie Gumption: Oh, sakes alive! What will the girls at the club think? My stars!!