Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 14, 2007
Ralston: Oh no! Here comes Moxie Gumption! She always expresses her crush on me by beating me up! You gotta help me! Pretend to be my girlfriend and maybe I can escape a beating... Jenn Erica: Uh, okay... Ralston: Oh, hey there, Moxie! Did you hear that Jenn Erica and I are dating now? Moxie Gumption: Oh? Ralston: It worked!!