Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 12, 2008
Hamhock: Lookit this guy... exactly the kinda guy who would walk all over me! But with my tusks I'm a new pig!! Oh, here we go! He's gonna try something, I can tell! Well, he's not getting an inch from me, I tell you, not an -- ! Man: Could you please pass me a napkin? Hamhock: Pass this, ya fat, bald walrus!!