Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 13, 2008
Tyr: You're too dependent on technology! Hamhock: Uh-huh. Tyr: You've got online shopping, video on-demand, remote controls, DVRs. You never need to leave the couch! I doubt you could even find your way around outside! Hamhock: Oh, of course I could! This thing's got G.P.S.