Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 19, 2009
man: Tyr, you should go to my stylist! She's great! tyr: Why? Man: because she'll capture your essence in a look for the modern age!! Tyr: All right, I'd like to see what a modern viking would look like.... man: ha! A corporate raider, of course! Tyr: what fun is firing people if you don't use real fire?