Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 30, 2009
man: Dynaman! we've got a hostage situation!! dynaman: Where are the robbers? Man: Oh, captain victorious took care of them! dynaman: what? so why is there still a hostage situation? man: he won't let anyone go until some reporters get here... captain: what, am I doing this for schol credit? gimme some press people!!