Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 24, 2010
fritz: Bixby, you can't miss work for squeaky bladder syndrome! Bixby: Why not? fritz: because it doesn't exist! Bixby: it does if a doctor says it does. fritz: What kinda quack would diagnose you with something like that? bixby: he's a respected, professional physician! see for yourself! Fritz: "rex morgan, M.D." bixby: he kept beetle bailey from getting sent to iraq with that one!