Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
August 28, 2010
Transcript:
bixby: so these are new "realistic" dolls? Man: Yes! modern dolls for modern life! Check it! Here's "lucy latchkey"! just give her the keys to your house and she takes care of herself! Then there's "Charlie sniffles"! you have to take him to a real doctor and buy him health insurance! Bixby: And what's with "Sally credit card information"? Man: She steals your identity and moves to mexico.
Hmm… sounds more like Debbie Dumpster Diver to me.