Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 23, 2010
woman: men! Bah! you can't be friends with them! all they want is to date you! All of them! every single one! All the time!! right?? woman: I'm guessing that's not as universal a concern as I assumed... jenn erica: what?? I can't hear you over the roar of men flocking to me!!