Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 09, 2011
Transcript:
woman: hi, moxie! moxie: get bent, elvira. woman: aww, why are you always so grumpy? Moxie: 'cause I'm an orphan and I was raised in a cannery! woman: Well, I was deemed a monster at birth by the kind of the gods, and forced to oversee the underworld for all of eternity. woman; But I can be cheerful! Moxie: That's not "Cheerful", that's "ready to snap..."
Obviously Orphan in a Cannery was the easier fate. Shorter stint, and that’s over now. Hel’s still playing Wallmart greeter to the occasional straw deathed soul in Niflheim