Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 21, 2012
tyr: hela, you ever feel like you're of no use in this modern world? woman: Why? tyr: no one worships me! What's my purpose? Woman: But, tyr, you do a lot for humans! Tyr: Like what? woman: don't you foment war, strife, and aggression for them?? tyr: No, they seem to do that fine on their own... woman: oh....well, maybe you can get royalties.