Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 30, 2012
Transcript:
scrappy lad: you should really eat healthier, cap. captain: Animal bites, meteorite crashes.... industrial accidents, failed experiments, radiation exposure...captain: healthy isn't really a priority for superheroes. scrappy lad: Especially if you want the powers of saturated fat....
The power to inflict a massive heart attack! Who wouldn’t kill for that?