Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 30, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: Look, what if you didn't make Lunchtastics out of pizza, cake and soda? What if you used fat-free turkey, whole wheat bread and organic fruits and vegetables? Jeremy: Okay, yeah, let's see, that would retail for...$35 a package. Ralston: But think what they'd save on fat camp.
Compromise, fatty turkey, regular fruit and bread made with sawdust.