Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Bixby, I can't believe you told Slappy Boy to say I was gonna marry him! Bixby: Scrappy Lad... Moxie: It's ruining my career! I look like a delusional lunatic, running around with a cheap gold-digger! Bixby: OK, OK, Moxie... relax. I can fix this. Let's see... Scrappy Lad: What!?! Moxie Gumption Widowed! Scrappy Lad killed in avocado heist.
Hmmm, what did I say a few days ago about that poor un-grieving bride to be having to bury the groom she never wanted?