Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 30, 2013
November 29, 2013
December 01, 2013
Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Affluent Alfie? What are you doing here? You're not ill-behaved! Boy: Oh, you know... if one is wealthy, one must be abusive. Moxie: Yeah, right. So we yell at a butler sometimes. Who doesn't? Boy: Indeed. And, so what if we make servants wrestle hungry bears while locked in a freezer and then deny them medical attention for hours. That makes me a little tyrant? Moxie: Well, I'm sure he deserved it... Boy: Of course! Who doesn't chill caviar? Imbecile...
That school isn’t gonna teach him nothing. You gotta feel for the teacher with the paddle now, he’s gonna put her into a cage match with a pair of polar bears who haven’t had anything to eat in the past 48 hours.