Man: hey, cap, thanks for the autograph! captain: huh? Man: I just bought your autograph at the comic convention! captain: Bought it? From who? Man: From you! say, when'd you shave your beard, anyway? Captain: I smell a rat....
Don’t worry, Cap. He’s also your personal shopper and can get you some soap really cheap, just $50 a bar (the rest of us Bixby can’t bilk that easily)
Don’t worry, Cap. He’s also your personal shopper and can get you some soap really cheap, just $50 a bar (the rest of us Bixby can’t bilk that easily)