Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 30, 2017
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from the tip-top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Jenn erica first appearance: 7-10-06 (credited), 2-4-06 (uncredited). Aliases: "The empoweress" (ref: 7-23-07 thru 8-18-07) "valerie the valkyrie" (ref: 7-11-09) affiliations: has worked at every starbucks in every comic strip ever. spokesperson for "ladyade" sports drink (ref:5-3-10) talents: As an all purpose female cartoon character, she can play any wife, girlfriend, date, waitress, sales clerk, big sister, babysitter or secretary to support the more important male characters around her. drawbacks: Can be so unmemorable as to be forgotten about midconversation. drink of choice: whose drink of choice? Oh, right. uh, wine, or something....
I dunno…she lookin’ mighty fine in that metal bikini…