Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 24, 2021
Fritz: Whatcha doing out here, Bixby? Bixby: We're on strike, my evil corporate overlord. Fritz: Strike? Since when? Bixby: We've been on strike all week! Haven't you noticed?? Fritz: Hm. Frankly, no. Bixby: I'm gonna lie and say that's a negotiating tactic, okay?