Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 23, 2022
Transcript:
Ralston: Look at the casts they get for superhero movies these days! Between Iron Man, Hulk and Batman there are 4 Oscar-winning actors and 10 others with nominations! Captain Victorious: I know! And wait'll you see who they got to be in my movie! Ralston: Uhh, this isn't exactly what I was talking about, Cap... Captain Victorious: Come on! They were voted People magazines' "least likely to sink any further"! Tony Danza is... Captain Victorious, with David Caruso as Scrappy Lad! Summer 2008. Directed by Brett Ratner.
Scrappy Lad needs sunglasses that he can remove, and then look slowly up at the camera.