Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 23, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: man, I'm starving! let's eat! Ralston: We just ate ten minutes ago! Hamhock: i'm like a shark! I Gotta keep eating or I'll die! ralston: sharks have to keep moving... hamhock: oh...well, what has to keep eating or it dies? ralston: umm... ralston: Tapeworms? hamhock: not as flattering, but, I'll take it. ooh, there's a diner...
We gave you a WHOLE eggshell and a WHOLE hambone. And you still complain.